John Kennedy for Senate

I’m no poet, but I’m getting desperate here.

My mid-month deadline’s coming quick.

Please, can you listen to my schtick?

We’ve got to stop Joe Biden’s tricks.

Or else this country will be sick.

This deadline really can’t be missed.

Or else my team will be super pissed.

Please help me now; not long to go.

And rush your support down below!

RUSH ANYTHING

I might not be Homer or Shakespeare, but if you read between the lines, you can get the message — I need your help.

I need to get a headstart on my fundraising because this is THE LAST mid-month deadline of the ENTIRE YEAR.

I don’t want to embarrass myself anymore, so please — can you rush ANYTHING below?

RUSH $35 FOR THE DEADLINE

RUSH $50 FOR THE DEADLINE

RUSH $100 FOR THE DEADLINE

RUSH $250 FOR THE DEADLINE

RUSH $500 FOR THE DEADLINE

Thank you for your support,

Senator Kennedy

Folks, our country was founded by geniuses but it's being run by idiots. And if you trust the government, well then you obviously failed history class. Chip in $35 today to ensure that we give our future generations a fighting chance.

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John Kennedy for Us
P.O. Box 80418
Baton Rouge, LA 70808