Fellow American,

 

It's official: The Babylon Bee has been released from Twitter jail.

 

And to celebrate, we want to offer YOU 20 PERCENT OFF a Babylon Bee membership when you use the promo code FREED at checkout!

At long last, Elon Musk took the helm and restored sanity to one of the world's biggest communications platforms.

 

For context, we were locked out of our account earlier this year after (satirically) naming Admiral Rachel Levine, an openly transgender member of the Biden administration, our "Man of the Year.”

Twitter's woke censors decided that this joke violated their "hateful conduct” policy and told us we could only resume use of the platform if we deleted the “offending" tweet.

 

We refused to bend the knee to the woke mob, so they left us locked out.

 

At the time, we were pretty sure that we'd never see the inside of the Twitterverse again.

 

But then, in the most pleasant of surprises, a new, pro-free speech owner took the helm, and our fortunes took a considerable turn for the better.

 

Needless to say, we're grateful to Elon Musk for doing the right thing and restoring free speech to Twitter.

 

But more than anything, we're grateful to the thousands of loyal subscribers who sustained us through this difficult season.

 

I'm sending you this email today because I want to invite you to become one of them. If you care at all about protecting your right to free speech online, I hope you'll use the promo code FREED, get 20 PERCENT OFF your Babylon Bee subscription, and help us become "cancel-proof" before the woke mob launches their next attack.

And I assure you -- it won't be long before that happens.

 

Left-wing radicals at the Big Tech companies HATE the Bee because our satirical takedowns of their woke nonsense are their kryptonite.

 

All day, every day, we expose the absurdity underlying their worldview through the wonderfully pleasant prism of satirical humor.

 

But as you and I both know, the radical Left has no sense of humor. They can't abide being mocked, so they silence voices like ours that dare to point out the truth.

 

Earlier this year, we were canceled without warning by our email vendor, and we went for weeks without being able to send or receive email. Then, we were locked out of TikTok for the crime of posting satire.

 

We have been smeared by The New York Times, "fact checked" (seriously!) by the left-wing site Snopes, suspended by Facebook, and much more.

 

It’s just a matter of time before the next woke platform decides that they can't handle our satirical content and locks us out permanently.

 

And when that happens, we can't count on a free speech-loving billionaire to bail us out.

 

We got lucky this time, but as the old saying goes, luck isn't a strategy.

 

No -- our strategy for remaining cancel-proof hinges on an ever-growing base of free speech-loving, free-thinking friends just like you. I hope you'll help us continue the fight by becoming a subscriber right now.

 

And don't forget to use the promo code FREED for your 20 PERCENT OFF dicsount!

If they can cancel The Babylon Bee for satire, they can cancel you for far less.

 

That’s why we're on the front lines every day, fighting to defend our right to speak out about what's right, what's wrong, and (especially) what's flat-out ridiculous.

 

But we can't do it alone.

 

Please stand with us today, and together, we can bring turn back the tide of woke censorship.

Thank you,

 

Seth Dillon

CEO

 

 

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