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"The convention will take place over three days in May in Orlando. The purpose of the convention (other than to make the female attendees want to scream into the void) is to 'make women great again.'"

The ‘Mansplaining Convention’ Is A Thing And It Promises To ‘Make Women Great Again’

If you’re looking to make all of your nightmares come true, then look no further than the Mansplaining Convention. This is an actual thing occurring in May 2020, with real tickets and speakers and everything. Tickets are being sold to...

Penn Badgley Just (Sort Of) Revealed Season 3 Of ‘You’ Is Coming

You Can Keep Your Christmas Tree Up A Few More Days According To Tradition

We Traded In Buying ‘Stuff’ For Experiences, And It Was The Best Decision Ever

You Can Get A Nose Warmer Now And TBH It’s Genius

The Dilemma: Kids & Money

Confessional #25763625
"I've deleted all shopping apps and vowed to do no personal shopping for 2020. I have all the clothes and shoes and makeup I could possibly need so there's really no reason for me to be spending! Yay for building my savings account!"

VISIT CONFESSIONAL

15 Of The Best Bottle Warmers – Not Too Hot, Not Too Cold, Just Right For BB

The Best (And Safest) Baby Swings To Help Your Little One Go The F*ck to Sleep

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