From Zombies for Kermit <[email protected]>
Subject No Twix, just treats
Date November 1, 2022 5:03 AM
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Hey Peeps, can you Take 5 to read this important update?

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[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Dr. Kermit as a future California congressman, and his son as Black Panther]

Since it’s the only thing on folks’ minds today, we thought we’d reach out in the universal language of candy. We’ve spent over 100 Grand on advertisements this month to get our message to the voters. This is a Marathon race, and the finish line is just 8 days away.

If we had to give you a Riesen to donate to Dr. Kermit, it’d be because he has Good and Plenty ideas – his platform is as long as the Milky Way. Everyone who knows Kermit says he belongs with the Smarties and Nerds, which we love to hear, because we’ve had enough Air Heads and Dum Dums in Congress!

At the end of the day, Dr. Kermit’s a Sweetheart who isn’t in it for a PayDay or the ego like career politicians. He isn’t trying to Skor political points and move up the ladder, he wants to make real change.

Unfortunately, we’re on a bit of a Rocky Road right now: the National Republican Party just started running attack ads against us. It’s clear they’re scared that Kermit can flip this seat, but anything can happen in 8 days, and now we need to up our advertising budget. If you can chip in $5 or more before our FINAL midnight end-of-quarter deadline, you’d be a LIFESAVER!

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Any amount you can give would be Wunderbar!

In thanks,

Team Kermit

ABOUT: Kermit Jones is a Democrat, doctor, and Navy veteran running for Congress in California's 3rd District. Help him flip this seat by donating today ➞ [link removed]

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