Howl you doing, John? It's me Mr. Tito Dunleavy, First Pup of Alaska! I don't mean to hound you, but my dad Mike needs your help. His opponent Bill Walker is barking up the wrong tree if he thinks he has what it takes to lead Alaska. I remember when he was Governor...scary. If he wins, he'd just bring the ruff policies we see in San Francisco and New York City to our state. I'm trying to fetch some donations so dad can be top dog this coming Election Day. He needs to find 20,000 more bones before Sunday, Nov. 6th to fund the rest of his campaign. Will you treat him to a quick $10 donation today? |
