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Hi. David Cross here.
I wanted to make a couple things clear. Including an important correcting of the record.
First, if you were hoping to see my current stand-up comedy tour, all my shows are sold out. I'm sorry. I'm very popular.
Second, the Republican Party is also sold out. To Donald Trump. They had a chance to nominate anyone in all of Arizona this election year to run for Secretary of State and count the votes in 2024...and they chose a January 6th insurrectionist named Mark Finchem. That's crazy.
Which leads to my third point. Something weird happened this past Tuesday.
The Progressive Change Campaign Committee's Super PAC and Meidas Touch released a new video depicting insurrectionist Mark Finchem telling Tucker Carlson that if he wins Secretary of State this year, "I get to pick the winners!" in 2024.
All of a sudden I saw these comments online:
"gosh wow Mark Finchem reminds me of David Cross"
"That's David Cross isn't it?"
"Is that @davidcrosss in disguise?"
"What a disgusting POS💩💩"
"I really thought this was a David Cross bit."
"Is this real or a parody?"
"Please tell me that's @davidcrosss pulling a fast one or I'm gonna lose it."
"Are we sure that's not really @davidcrosss posing as Mark Finchem?"
FOR THE RECORD: I am not insurrectionist Mark Finchem. The confusion must end. For the love of God, STOP SHARING THIS VIDEO on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube
Political videos are supposed to be boring and depressing. That's why they are called political videos. If you want comedy, buy tickets to a comedy show -- just not mine, because again, I am very popular and there are none left.
Thank you.
-- David Cross
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