Custom-made. Super comfortable. And if you order before October 26, it will be in your mailbox just in time for Halloween.
I know a lot of people buying this eyepatch just want a cool Halloween costume, or interesting memorabilia that supports my campaign. But this eyepatch was also made for people who legitimately need them (like me).
And - as always - when you buy something from my online store, you are graciously making a donation to my campaign. And your donation is put to immediate use - it doesn’t just sit in some war chest. We are growing our conservative movement, offering an alternative vision to voters sick of Democrats' failures, and ensuring Republicans are in the strongest possible position to win up and down the ballot this November.
Thanks for your support. I can’t wait to see everyone wearing their sweet new eyepatches for Halloween. Please make sure you tag me in the pictures!
In service,