Hey there — my name is Tess. I’m Dr. Kermit’s call time manager, which means my job is to hold him hostage while he dials-for-dollars.
This is what I see every day for hours:
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Recently, we struck a deal. If we hit our End-of-Quarter fundraising goal on September 30, I’ll let Kermit out early from call time next week so he can spend more time knocking on doors and meeting voters.
We’ve got about $15,000 more to raise and two days to go. Can you help Dr. Kermit get out of call time by donating to help us reach our September 30 End-of-Quarter fundraising goal?
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Look, I too wish that our political system was structured so candidates could focus on talking to voters rather than raising money. But unfortunately, we’re in a bind: Trump just created a new super PAC (“MAGA, Inc.”) and he has $90 million to spend on his endorsed candidates, including our opponent.
We need to have the resources to fight the Trump machine and flip this seat blue in the final few weeks of this race, and we can’t do it without the generous donations of supporters like you.
In thanks,
Tess
Call Time Manager, Kermit Jones for Congress
Paid for by Kermit Jones for Congress
Kermit Jones for Congress
PO Box 713
Roseville, CA 95661
United States
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