[1]Mark Kelly for Senate
Hey everybody, It's Aubrey Plaza. I'm reaching out to help Mark Kelly.
You know him. You love him. And if you told me a few years ago that we'd have an astronaut representing Arizona in the Senate, I probably would've laughed. But he's really there, and that's really awesome.
If you’re already down to help me keep Mark in the Senate, you can donate here: [link removed]
If you need a little more, read on.
Somebody you might not know is the guy running against Mark — Blake Masters. Seems like he was a conspiracy theorist, 9/11 truther, weirdo in college, and ever since then he's been working for some creepy Big Tech billionaire. Literally, he has never had a real job in his life, which is wild to me.
But besides that, he's taken some objectively radical positions. Particularly on the right to choose. He called abortion "demonic" and "a religious sacrifice." He said he'd support a bill that banned it entirely, and that could mean jail time for doctors and anybody who has one. Seriously.
And the sad thing is, Masters could win. If Mark doesn't have everything he needs to fight back against this punk, it’s a very real possibility. Not joking around anymore — that’s scary.
I don't want to wake up on November 9th to Senator-elect Blake Masters. I don't think you do either. So if you can afford it, a donation is going to make a big difference.
DONATE: [link removed]
Thanks pals.
-Aubrey
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