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Folks,
Sometimes, it’s nice to relax. Every once and a while, I’ll get in my recliner, yank the handle and close my eyes for a few quick z’s before I get back to work. I was just sitting down to do just that when I got a frantic call from my Finance Director. In a fury, she told me that we had fallen just shy of hitting our September Mid Month goal. That was a tough pill to swallow. Now, as you can imagine, I did not sneak a nap in. Instead, I headed to the computer to send you this email. Now, folks, this is our LAST mid-month deadline before the final month of fundraising in this election. And you’re telling me we MISSED it? So, I have to ask, with the most earnest sincerity, will you chip in to help me get ahead for my end-of-month fundraising?
Thank you for taking the time to read this. I hope and pray that this is the last email I have to send like this. Sincerely, 
A tired, napless, and bummed-out Senator  Folks, our country was founded by geniuses but it's being run by idiots. And if you trust the government, well then you obviously failed history class. Chip in $25 today to ensure that we vote stupid out of office and give our future generations a fighting chance.
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