'Twas Impeachment Eve,
And all through the House,
Democrats are clinging to impeachment
Like cheese to a mouse.

With no evidence
And a partisan vote,
Pelosi and Schiff push forward
With praise from the Washington Post.

Important priorities –
Like the USMCA –
Will take a back seat
On this impeachment day.

Dems have tried for three years,
But they had no support,
Investigations found nothing
In Mueller’s Report.

Whether Ukraine or Russia,
That's causing their fears,
They want to impeach now, or
Trump will have four more years!