Friend,
I just couldn’t wait any longer to tell you this EXCITING NEWS.
MY FATHER JUST RELEASED OFFICIAL TRUMP-EDITION GOLF BALLS.
This one-of-a-kind, collector’s item is already FLYING off our shelves, however, President Trump and I want to make sure they go to someone who is a TRUE Trump patriot, like YOU.
We have NEVER released Trump-edition Golf balls, and we may never do it again. Once they’re sold out, they’re gone for GOOD.
You need to hurry, Friend.
These are the ONLY authentic Trump-edition Golf Balls out there, and we know they won’t last long.