Craig Swartz is an Ohio native and former Upper Sandusky City Councilmember running for U.S. Congress for Ohio’s 5th District. Ready to bring Ohio back to a better future, Craig is resolved to unseat Bob Latta and advocate for workers, women, the LGBTQ+ community, students, and everyday Ohioans. |
Hey John,
We haven’t met yet, but I’m Landry, the Swartz’s family cat. I’m sure Craig raves about me on the campaign trail. He’s obsessed with me, I swear. That’s me down there, in my natural habitat.
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I’d never tell Craig this, but I really want him to win this election. If he wins, Craig will be home less and I can do whatever I want. There’s a big bag of catnip I’ve been waiting to get into.
It’s no secret that Bob Latta has been a cat-astrophe in office. I don’t need to purr-suade you. He’s litter-ly done nothing to help our community and only cares about lining his pocket - it’s stressing meow-t.
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It’s meow or never. Craig is a claw-some human who will work tirelessly to improve our community and represent our values. I can’t vote or chip in, that’s why I need your help. |
Don’t tell Craig I emailed you. He cannot know I like him.
- Landry
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Landry Swartz P.O. Box 332, Sandusky, OH Unsubscribe |
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