hai human,
so my sister sofie was sniffing around dean's special typing box a lot yesterday, and at first it did me a confuse.
but i'm a very smart pup and i realized she was trying to take over MY job, which is to ask dean's friends to chip in so we can hit our mid-month funraising goal and keep the campaign strong thru november (i don't know what a lot of those words mean, but they are important to the people!!!).
ok here's the deal: if you think i'm cuter (you do), chip in $5 so dean can keep doing his people job and make life better for all of us. if you think sofie's cuter (i doubt it), pitch in $7.
(I am the one on the right.)
If you've saved payment information with ActBlue Express, your donation will go through immediately
your friend,
henry 🐾
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From: sofie, dean's pup
Date: Wed, Jul 13, 2022
Subject: i’m new here