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Subject Got A Toddler? You'll Appreciate This Comedian's Video.
Date December 6, 2019 11:47 PM
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Comedian Shaun Johnson's take on toddlers ([link removed]) at bedtime is so uncanny, it's almost like he's been hiding in our house for the past month and a half...Plus, we know it's Friday, but if you're still in a Giving Tuesday mood, here's an opportunity to dance ([link removed]) for a great cause.
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** Comedian’s Video About Bedtime With A Toddler Will Make You Feel Seen
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“What is lava made from?” “Why do we have butt cracks?” “I had a booger, but I got it out and I just wanted to tell you.” If you have a toddler or young child, then you’ve probably heard...
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