 | Friend,
I’m up a creek without a paddle and my canoe just sprung a leak. I’m doing everything I can to fight for you and our Conservative values - but every time I look around, there are more and more woke loonies. And they all seem to be donating to my Left of Lenin Democrat opponent.
Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest.
Anyway,
We’re approaching the End-of-Quarter Reporting Deadline, and I’d appreciate your help to fight back against this onslaught of liberal fundraising.
I didn’t mean to make this message about money, but I’ve been hounding my team about this relentlessly, so I’ve got to do my part as well.
Anything you contribute would greatly help my campaign, and I’ve created a secure contribution portal below.
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