Have you noticed Shrinkflation?
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Happy Wednesday! Here are the primary results from yesterday.
Stock Market Sinks
Last month, Biden didn't really pay attention to the stock market, but now he is 'really aware' since the Dow Jones lost all of its gains since he took office. But don't worry, the Biden administration feels that Americans can take on the rising prices. Do they actually believe the nonsense they spew?
Keep Deporting Them
The Supreme Court ruled that illegal aliens detained for six months don’t have the right to a bond hearing for release. They just keep coming back.
Yellen Refuses to Appear
House Republicans are pressing demands for Treasury Department Secretary Janet Yellen to testify before their committee on the Hill, requesting her updated 2022 public calendar. Why won't she meet with them?
Have You Noticed Shrinkflation?
Rather than risk losing business by raising prices, corporations are turning to “shrinkflation” to pad their profits while consumers are left in the dark about the changes.
The Violent Left
Squad member Jamaal Bowman claims there will be a CIVIL WAR if the Republicans take the House in the midterms because 'white nationalists' will be 'emboldened to take over the government'.
Fact Checking Dead People
Not only can dead people vote, but they can talk to reporters and have their comments printed as fact!
Electric Reality Check
Several western states, including the Democrat-led New Mexico and Colorado, have pushed back on Biden’s electric vehicle plans, saying they aren’t feasible.
Your Funny for the Day!
- Do you know any flat earthers?
- It's a clown show!
- Back in the basement!
State Primaries in June & July
