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Madison Cawthorn’s time in Kevin McCarthy’s MAGA mob was short but eventful. Here’s a recap of his most unhinged moments as a sitting Congress Member:
- It was revealed that Madison visited Hitler’s summer home on vacation. Apparently, that’s relaxing for him.
- He called President Volodymr Zelensky a “thug” for defending his country when it was invaded by Russia. Just…wrong.
- Oh, and how could we forget: Madison accused several members of his own party of hosting coke-fuelled orgies. (wonder if he’ll name names now???)
He came, he saw, he caused absolute chaos in Congress. AND NOW HE’S OUT!
We figured the very least we could do is send him a beautiful farewell card, to complete his “cancellation” from Congress. No more coke orgies. No more QAnon pandering. No more Madison! We know there’s a deep bench in Kevin’s QAnon Caucus, so not even they will miss him (Marge will keep busy).
See you never, buddy!
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— Team Swalwell