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DEVIN NUNES ACCUSES WITNESSES OF MISLEADING AMERICAN PEOPLE WITH
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Andy Borowitz
November 22, 2019
The New Yorker
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_ Nunes warns his Democratic colleagues that “the American people
won’t be fooled by your relentless account of things that actually
happened.” _

, Al Drago / Bloomberg / Getty

 

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what some observers called his
most sarcastic opening statement of the impeachment inquiry,
Representative Devin Nunes, on Thursday, accused witnesses of trying
to mislead the American people with facts.

“From the beginning of these proceedings, the Democrats’ witnesses
have offered facts, more facts, and nothing but facts,” Nunes said.
“I, for one, have had enough of their factual games.”

Ramping up his attack, he accused the civil servants who have
testified of having “an almost cult-like worship of verifiable
information.”

“ ‘Step right up,’ these witnesses seem to be saying,” Nunes
added. “ ‘The fact circus is in town.’ ”

Nunes, however, warned his Democratic colleagues that “the American
people won’t be fooled by your relentless account of things that
actually happened.”

“When the American people see the Democrats building this massive,
sky-high tower of facts, they have to ask themselves: Is that all
you’ve got?” he said.
 

_Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian who has
written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes The Borowitz Report
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on the news._

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