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BREAKING: “Trump Signals 2024 Run, Teases New Slogan”
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We need to confirm Donald Trump’s approval rating IMMEDIATELY! Tell us, friend:
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Do you approve of Donald Trump?
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This is an emergency, friend: Multiple top news outlets are now reporting that Donald Trump intends to run in 2024. He’s even decided on a new slogan for his campaign!
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Trump’s first term was 4 years of chaos and corruption, ending in a deadly insurrection at our nation’s capital. Our democracy might not survive a second Trump term, so Democratic HQ just launched an emergency poll to see if he has a real shot to win.
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We urgently need your response to reach statistical significance before our poll closes at midnight, but our records show your answer is still missing:
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Tell us: Do you approve of Donald Trump?
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