 Hi John! (singing) It’s the mooooooooooost wonderful tiiiiiiiiiime of the yeeeeear... You know, that time of year when you get stressed AF trying to figure out an exit strategy a month before you even travel home for the holidays. And your staff thinks it might be “cute” to paste their headshots into animated elf suits. And your personal inbox is about to fill to the brim with thinly-veiled “MONEY PL$” requests from ALL OF THE non-profits. And if you think receiving these kinds of emails is tough, imagine us poor fundraisers, crafting and drafting and scheming with only one lump of coal to heat our workshop. Fingers…so. very. cold. As you know, we like to shake things up at AAF (yes, even on the fundraising team) so this year we have a unique proposition: Get your donation in before December 2, and we won’t bug you with any fundraising emails for the rest of 2019. This year, we’re giving you the gift of letting you give a gift to us early, so we can give you the gift of no more donation requests. Got it? Good! Of course, we won’t leave you empty-handed over the holiday season. You will still get the hilarious, cutting-edge content and rapid response media that we work hard to bring you all year round. And as an added bonus, donate early and you will get a cute holiday card in the snail mail with a *real-life* handwritten note from our Chief Creative Officer, Lizz Winstead! The end of year is exhausting enough. Give now and get yourself on the “Nice” list! We’ll focus on keeping it entertaining until 2020, when fresh hell surely awaits.  Xoxo,
JT and Kim JT Newman and Kimberly Smith
“Holiday Sprites for Repro Rights” | |
