Howdy, John! I know what you must be thinking – are you a talking hat?!
Why yes, yes I am.
Donald and I are as close as can be, seeing as I spend my days directly atop his noggin. That means I’m always a little aHEAD of the curve when it comes to knowing what’s on his mind!
Right now, Donald is thinking about his upcoming end-of-month fundraising deadline, and he’s concerned he’s going to come up short.
When Donald’s happy, I’m happy – so it would mean a lot to me if you could help get him across the finish line this month and toss something in his hat (figuratively speaking, of course)! Can you help out?
I know Donald better than most, and the guy’s got enough good ideas to fill a ten-gallon hat, and then some.
In Congress, Donald will do everything he can to help the folks of his district, because helping the people of rural Colorado is always at the forefront of his mind – trust me, I know.
Donald’s wheels are turning 24/7 trying to figure out how to hit this end-of-month fundraising goal, and I know he’d appreciate anything you can send his way. Can I count on you to chip in a few bucks so he can stop stressing about it?
Thanks, and a tip of the hat to you!
Stetson
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