Lauren Boebert has accomplished nothing since taking office last year – now I guess we know why:

She’s been writing a book – presumably on how to waste time in Congress.

Considering it’s bound to be filled with fabrications, fluff, and grammatical errors, we figured we’d at least help out with some better book titles.

How about The Write-Wing Extremist? My American Lie? The Perks of Being a Rioter?

Lauren Boebert should put the book down and do her job – can you chip in to flip the script (and this seat!) so that rural Colorado can have a representative who actually wants to do the work?

We’re still working on some more book titles – what do you think about one of these, John?

Prideful and Prejudiced? To Kill a Climate Bill? Terms of Enragement? The World According to GOP? All the Former President’s Men?

Much like Boebert’s book, her time in office is all flash and no substance – will you donate to close the book on Boebert and give rural Colorado’s story a happy ending?

If Boebert would rather write a book than work for CO-03, let’s kick her out of Congress so she can make it her full-time job.

-- Team Valdez