John xxxxxx, I was going to call my billionaire friends to fund our campaign – but then I realised I didn't have any! Unlike Boris Johnson and his born to rule brigade, I'm happy to keep it that way.
It's because of our movement that I can share this breaking news: we've just raised our first million pounds in small donations. This is people-powered politics in action, and it's going to win the election.
A million is huge, but to beat the Tories we're going to need more. Can you chip in now, John xxxxxx?
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