Ahead of the release of Lauren Boebert’s new pop-up book, we figured we’d try and guess a little bit about what’s going to be in it.
She hasn’t accomplished anything for rural Colorado, so we can immediately rule out any inspirational stories about changing the lives of people in CO-03.
Will she talk about her failure to pass even a single piece of legislation?
Will she fawn over her idol, Donald Trump?
Will she recap her top 25 most vile, bigoted tweets of 2021?
Will she give us the behind-the-scenes details of how to plot a failed insurrection?
Rural Colorado is ready to turn the page and put the Boebert saga in the rearview. Can you chip in a grassroots donation right now to defeat Boebert and begin a new chapter for CO-03?
The reviews are in: Boebert’s got to go!
-- Team Valdez
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