Plus, School Changes Dress Code After Mom Invites Principal To ‘Take Her Shopping’ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ 
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14 Signs You’re A Good Mom

I only get 18 years of fingerprints, and crayon marks, and dirty clothes, and milky counters, and smashed blueberries, and messy baths, and strange smells, and glue covered tables. Then, when peace settles on our home as our last child steps out the door, I know I will desperately yearn for that dirty house once more. I’d easily trade my dream Fixer Upper house for another 18 years with my children … maybe. For the signs of their life, of their exploration, of their growth, of their happiness … my happiness.

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School Changes Dress Code After Mom Invites Principal To ‘Take Her Shopping’

School dress codes continue to be a sore subject for parents and, let’s be clear, mostly for female students.

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I Found A Way To Keep My House Clean Without Rage Cleaning

I have a clean house 90% of the time and I never spend hours cleaning.

 

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Meet Corinne Tan — American Girl Unveils 2022 ‘Girl Of The Year’ Doll

The 2022 Girl of the Year is Corinne Tan, and she loves skiing in Aspen and hanging with sister Gwynn.

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Platonic Marriages Are A Thing (And They Are Not New)

But what is a platonic marriage? How does it really work? Here’s everything you need to know about this not-so-new union.

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