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Our last email (below) was full of jokes, but this one is gonna be direct. Applications for the Condom Collective are due ... ⌛⏲️⏱️🚨 ... Friday!
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Yes, that is an extension, but this is now a hard deadline! (Ugh okay fine, there's probably a joke in there somewhere, but we're JUST getting back from break so gimme a ... well, a break).
Make a New Years' Resolution to help your classmates prevent the spread of STIs and avoid unplanned pregnancies in 2022.
It only takes 5 minutes to complete, and just like any other project, starting is the hardest part. So just do it now.
Remember, we select 1,000 students for the program, and we don't even have 1,000 applications yet! So you've got a great chance of getting in.
I look forward to reading your application.
Geoff Corey
Advocates for Youth
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From: Condom Collective , Advocates for Youth
Date: Mon, Dec 20, 2021 at 2:42 PM
Subject: Premature application
To: [email protected]
Hey John,
There's nothing wrong with a premature application!! Oh, I know you say you can last long, hold out until the very end, or even apply again if we're not satisfied (after an appropriate refractory period, of course).
But why? You can be in and out in 5 minutes right here, right now.
Condom Collective members get a box of 500 Trojan™ Condoms to distribute on your campus to promote safer sex.
Every box will contain a mix of different Trojan brands too - from Magnum™
and ENZ™
, to UltraThin™
and G-Spot™
- because we want to help you offer a wide variety of condoms to your peers so they can determine which condom works best for them.
College students across the country can apply at this link today.
Thanks so much,
Geoff Corey
Writer of Double Entendres
Advocates for Youth
P.S. - Not a college student? Forward this to 3 students you know and ask them to join the Condom Collective.
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