Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Team Ryan headquarters
Staffers were worrying, they needed the help of their supporters.
For just around the corner, the end of the year loomed
If they didn’t raise enough money, they’d be doomed!

Only six days away, was the end-of-year FEC deadline,
Their report would show if fundraising was on the decline.
So before this tale goes any longer,
Will you chip in to make their FEC report stronger?

Tim Ryan’s campaign still has quite a ways
Before they reach what they need to raise.
They can’t count on the support of right-wing mega-donors, oh no!
Hardworking people give what they can to help this campaign grow.
So dear friend, with urgency abound,
Can you chip in $25 to keep Tim’s campaign around?

Tim’s opponents are Grinches and Scrooges with no holiday cheer
They’re out to stop Tim in his tracks before the New Year.
They look down on Ohio’s hardworking folks,
Call them entitled, and believe the 2020 election was a hoax.

JD Vance has a $10 million super PAC boosting him thanks to Peter Thiel,
But Tim is the only candidate who will cut workers in on the deal.
Josh Mandel is an extremist Trump-lackey, who’s raking in cash
So the Ryan team needs your help to compete—it’s a mad dash!

The GOP is funneling funds and has even more on hand,
Only YOU can help stop them and make the Senate majority expand!
Whatever you can spare would go a long way,
So please rush a donation, what do you say? 

And with that final ask, there’s no more to write,
Happy holidays to all, and to all a good night!

—Team Ryan