Hey John,

So you want to apply, but you'll do it closer to New Years? Why?

There's nothing wrong with a premature application!! Oh, I know you say you can last long, hold out until the very end, or even apply again if we're not satisfied (after an appropriate refractory period, of course).

But why? You can be in and out in 5 minutes right here, right now.

Condom Collective members get a box of 500 Trojan™ Condoms to distribute on your campus to promote safer sex.

Every box will contain a mix of different Trojan brands too - from Magnum™ and ENZ™ , to UltraThin™ and G-Spot™ - because we want to help you offer a wide variety of condoms to your peers so they can determine which condom works best for them.

College students across the country can apply at this link today.

Thanks so much,

Geoff Corey
Writer of Double Entendres
Advocates for Youth

P.S. - Not a college student? Forward this to 3 students you know and ask them to join the Condom Collective.