From Ben Gleib <[email protected]>
Subject An email from the future
Date December 17, 2021 4:22 PM
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DEC 19
GLEIB OFF THE TOP
 
DEC 16 - DEC 19
VANCOUVER,BC
 
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Thanks good talk.

Hey John,

How is it that 2020 took 9 years and 2021 took just 6 weeks?
Everyone’s sense of time is totally broken. I’m probably sending
you this email in the past. Or maybe the future. I really can’t
tell. 

I’m currently in the present (I think) in Vancouver, on my first
trip abroad in almost two years. Since the last time I was in Canada
right before, we’ll, you know. This is the last city on my 2021
Descent into Madness Tour. I’m honestly not sure if I’ll be going
on the road a lot next year. Been doing it non-stop for 14 years and I
think a change could do me good. (Copyright Sheryl Crow.) I love doing
virtual shows and shows in LA. Where I don’t have to travel to do
exactly what I can do from my home. (But if you do want to come to a
Vancouver show, click HERE (
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).) 

The view from this comedy condo is stunning, no doubt. See the picture
I just took, below. But is it worth COVID testing and masking and hand
shaking and people breathing near me a bunch? Not sure anymore. I’m
definitely doing my best to get rid of hand shaking in my life. I
would much rather have sex with someone. Far less points of contact.
As our forefathers so wisely taught us, there’s no doggy style for
handshakes. 

Look when I get to a place where I’m making enough money on the road
that I can afford to always bring my loved ones and we can see the
sights from a glass Pope-Mobile type thing, then maybe I’ll feel
different about it. But until then, going into the worldwide
teleportation theater I built in my home (see picture below) and
performing in Mad Town, our little virtual community, to a global
audience of Mad Ones, and then when it’s over being ten feet from my
couch, dog, and girlfriend, (not in that order, on account of people
having more emotions than dogs or couches) is a pretty damn good
situation for me. Join us for a special Sunday matinee show this
Sunday at 2p/5e. Get a ticket HERE (
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). 

I also have a few big things planned for next year, and I will be
announcing them hopefully soon. So stay tuned. From right where you
are works great. 

Gleib

@bengleib

•Sent from my fingers to outer space and back to your screen. Pretty
quick like. 
 

 

 

Neurotic Gangster Productions, Inc.

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