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Why don’t mummies have time for fun?

They are too wrapped up in their work.

(It's funny because it's true.) Happy Halloween to you and all your little monsters!!!

50+ Boo-rific Halloween Jokes And Riddles For Kids And Ghosts Alike


Your child is running around, high on Halloween candy, with their superhero cape — or mummy bandages — trailing behind them. Has there ever been a better time to have them howling with laughter? Here are our favorite spooky Halloween jokes that...
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Ashley Graham is the best supermodel on the planet. Not only is she literally beyond gorgeous, totally sassy, smart, and creative, she has pretty much the best sense of humor. Currently pregnant with her first child, the 31-year-old refused to dress up in..
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My Tween Still Sleeps In My Room And I Don’t Need Your Judgment

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