March For Our Lives Presents: Halloween Hijinks
This October, there are villains lurking in the halls of Congress passing scary legislation to halt gun reform. But the March For Our Lives squad is on the case!
Our team was called up when some blood curdling bills were discovered in the Congressional docket! A law to permit trick-or-treaters to concealed carry? That’s as rotten as a month-old jack-o-lantern.
Illustration of the capitol building from the outside with Halloween themed decorations.
That’s when our intrepid investigators spotted a clue! “An NRA button — on the bill itself?!” It was time to set a trap to catch this ghoul, once and for all.
Illustration of a Congressional Bill with an NRA lapel pin hanging off of it.
After a little thinking, it was time for the best trick of all. What better way to catch a gun-toting conservative than by beating them at their own game? We put a big wad of dark money on a string and tied it to the House chamber ceiling.
Illustration of money bag tied to ceiling.
Our plan went off without a hitch — leaving just one thing left to do.
Meme of March For Our Lives students unmasking Marjorie Taylor Greene.
It’s Marjorie Taylor Greene! And her big stack of money from the NRA!
Image of Marjorie Taylor Greene, tied up, leaning against a big pile of gold coins.
Speech bubble coming from Marjorie Taylor Greene:
"I’m just doing whatever the NRA tells me to so I can fund my future run for president! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids and your dumb donors!!!"
Another mystery solved — and more importantly, many lives saved.
Help keep the March For Our Lives Machine on the move—Pitch in $27 Today to pass gun reform and keep the gun-toting ghouls at bay.

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