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Halloween is a curious celebration: Of all the holidays, it has risen to the status of GOAT for kids and it looks like there’s no turning back. But why? Yes, there’s the candy. But plenty of holidays have that (and Cadbury eggs, man…). There are the costumes of course — and what kid, or human really, doesn’t love to dress up? But the real reason for Halloween’s supremacy is the fear. Yes, Halloween is the one and only holiday to shy from the sunny family togetherness and lean into the lone frightening darkness. What is Halloween but a spine-tingling step toward monsters and killers, darkness and depravity, one that can trigger catharsis and relief or, if we step too far, lasting nightmares? As they say in Dune, fear is the mindkiller. But also, it sure is thrilling. 


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Why Are Kids Easily Scared? Because That’s How Brain Development Works.


If you have the brain of a toddler, being scared of the dark makes perfect sense.

 
 
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Blood drips from the corners of rubber mouths, while contusions and deformities turn human features monstrous. The six-year-old is enamored. The older boy hides behind my hip.
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Ready more of one dad’s celebration of introducing his kids to bloody, savage death each and every Halloween.

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These Are This Year’s Best Kids’ Halloween Costumes


It’s not too late to get into the frightful fun.

 
 
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TIPS AND TRICKS


None other than Fauci himself says trick ‘r’ treating is safe this year — from COVID. So that’s a relief. Now, use these tips to take care of these other safety concerns. Oh, and if you see an actual honest-to-god spook, do run. That’s just common sense.

1. Use a pillowcase. It is free, it holds more candy, and it’s more comfortable to carry.

2. Use glowsticks. You want your kid to stand out at night because they will inevitably run and get lost. A well-placed glowstick is your answer. 

3. Embrace the candy games. Candy isn’t just something to put up with —it’s a fun lesson in the making. Teach them about finances and math with some simple trading games. 

4. Listen to the dentist. Well, somewhat at least. Not all candy is equally bad for our teeth. Encourage them to hand over the stickiest stuff, and let them have seconds of the chocolate bars in payment.

(P)ARTS & CRAFTS
How to Draw a Creepy Moon
How to Draw a Fearful Bat

How to Draw a Scary Pumpkin

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There’s no better or longer-lasting (PG) Halloween tradition than the Simpson’s ‘Treehouse of Horror’ Halloween specials. Which to watch? We ranked them for you here.


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Halloween can be frightfully funny, we assure you. What better way to allay fears than with these 47 of the candy corniest Halloween jokes for kids.


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Peppa’s Adventures: The Album
Halloween music is a genre that probably represents the best — or at least least annoying — music for kids. Where to start? Look to the 20 most popular Halloween songs, according to Spotify.

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