smlogo-image-asset

19article1

5 Things You Probably Shouldn’t Ask A Teenage Boy

Of course, any questions to a teen are usually met with frustrating answers, ranging from an irritated explosion of “Mom!” to some sort of hmmph-ing noise from their throat area. But I speak from (hard-earned and sometimes unfortunate) experience when I say that there are some areas of teenage boy life where ignorance is truly bliss. And if you want to remain blissful, Mama, you’re best to steer clear of the following inquiries.

READ MORE

19article2

Stop Cheese-Grating Your Feet, Folks

Your feet might feel baby-butt smooth for a few days, but that is going to be short-lived.

READ MORE

19article3

How I Told My Husband I’m A Lesbian

I could come up with 100 excuses in 100 seconds as to why I didn’t want to be touched.

READ MORE

19article4

CDC Director Advises Outdoor Activities For Halloween This Year

CDC director Dr. Rochelle Wolensky urges people to limit crowds this year for Halloween.

READ MORE

19article5

Your MLM Strategy Sucks If It Requires You To Point Out My Flaws

What made TWO women think it was a good idea to offer me their snake oil in response to a selfie?!

READ MORE

ADVERTISEMENT

GET READY TO THRIVE

zigzag_red

Email_B_Banner

Live Virtual Event: Why Moms Love Murder: Decoding True Crime Obsession

In this episode of Live.Work.Thrive, we’ll sit down with investigative journalist and podcaster Madeleine Baran from In The Dark and Yeardly Smith of Small Town Dicks to decode our obsession with the genre. Are we consuming tragic stories to subconsciously protect ourselves from the tell-tale signs of a serial killer? Or are we fed up with the patriarchy and seeking the thrill of stories where justice has been served? Join us for all this and more.

REGISTER FOR FREE

FTC_logo_4c

#25852013

"My purpose is to care for children so that's my identity today. Idgaf about the rest."

CONFESS SOMETHING

SHOP WITH US

zigzag_red

19spotted1

CALM YOUR TITS PUZZLE

19spotted2

MY LAST F*CK CANDLE

ADVERTISEMENT

WHAT WE'RE WATCHING

zigzag_red

video-template-new

How To Find Your Mom Tribe

Subscribe to our YouTube channel for new Scary Mommy videos every week!

SUBSCRIBE NOW

MomSplained

View this email in your browser

You're receiving this because you signed up for the Scary Mommy newsletter at ScaryMommy.com, The Scary Mommy Shop or a special promotion.

Some Spider Studios
20 W 22nd St Floor 3
New York, NY 10010-5858

Looking to downsize your inbox? We get it.
You can manage your preferences or unsubscribe. We’ll still love you.

Copyright © 2021 Some Spider, All rights reserved.