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I finally blurted out to my husband, one night as we were binging on some ridiculous HULU show, that I needed to tell him something. He looked at me in horror, I guess worrying I was about to drop some major news. I told him, “Listen. I’m on a four-week cycle. So here’s the deal. I have a sex window.”
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I was that college girl who slept around. I don’t remember my exact number, but it’s around twenty.
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These sexting examples will walk you all the way from beginning to toe-curling end… if you push it that far.
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Why do we will still elect crotchety old-ass white men who probably can barely make a sandwich for themselves to make decisions for the rest of us? Men who are notoriously shitty at multi-tasking, who protect their fragile egos before anyone else, including those who voted for them, and who have spent their entire lives fighting with their fists and competing over who has the biggest dick?
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"At 44 I have no patience for men who are selfish in bed, and I hope the SMs here quit putting up with it too. If you wanna be all about you, go back to porn!"
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"I feel like dick pics should have been the final clue that men don't need to be running a lemonade stand, much less the fucking world."
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