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Subject Having No Family Nearby Really Sucks For Working Parents
Date October 24, 2019 8:16 PM
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October 24, 2019
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** Having No Family Nearby Really Sucks For Working Parents
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I was washing dishes the other night when my wife came into the kitchen with her planner and a stack of papers. “Did you know the kids have two days off next month for fall break and teacher in-service?” She asked me....
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