hai Friend -- dean left his laptop open so i wanted to send you a email. lack of opposable thumbs be darned.
i have been listening to dean talk to his campaign team all week. so when i heard they’re a bit behind their fundraising goal i knew i had two jobs to do: get in there for some extra cuddles and do a little beggin’.
if people chip in $3,200 more, dean will reach his fundraising goal, and he will be so happy that he will give me a treat. no, two treats. no, three treats. maybe four?!?!
i do not have money myself, so i am personally asking for your halp. will you throw us a bone before tomorrow?
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thank you for reading,
🐾 henry
p.s. does it halp if i include a photo so you know i’m a real pup who really does want a treat? really.