And now, they’re asking for actual care packages. Well, to go along with their sewing kits and hairspray, I think we should come together and send them a care package of our own.
SELECT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO INCLUDE IN MY “CARE PACKAGE” TO TEXAS DEMOCRATS:
- Limes for their 6 pack of Corona
- Crenshaw koozies for their Miller Lite
- Guide to the U.S. Constitution - Kindergarten Edition
- “Liar Liar” the movie
- “Dumb and Dumber - Trip to Capitol Hill” the movie