Hey John -

Such a pity. It's the end of July and those "brave" Texas Democrats are STILL exiled in our nation's capitol.

But thanks to you, we can take solace in knowing what's in the "care package" we're sending their way.

Here are the top three leaders of the "care package" survey that Dan sent you:

  1. Guide to the U.S. Constitution - Kindergarten Edition
  2. “Liar Liar” the movie
  3. Crenshaw koozies for their Miller Lite

One more thing - our end of month fundraising deadline is tonight. If you support Dan Crenshaw's re-election campaign - please chip in any amount you can afford before midnight tonight.

Dan Crenshaw needs you in the 2022 fight to take back the House, fire Nancy Pelosi, and ensure the radical left NEVER takes power in Congress again.

Can he count on your support?

Team Crenshaw
---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Dan Crenshaw
Date: Tue, Jul 27
Subject: The beaches of Normandy
John-

The “brave” Texas Democrats who fled to Washington, D.C. on a private party jet to spread lies about election integrity bills need your help. 

Texas Democrats really believe they are on the front lines of battle. They believe they are just like the troops who stormed the beaches of Normandy or American soldiers in the mountains of Afghanistan.
And now, they’re asking for actual care packages. Well, to go along with their sewing kits and hairspray, I think we should come together and send them a care package of our own.

SELECT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO INCLUDE IN MY “CARE PACKAGE” TO TEXAS DEMOCRATS:

  • Limes for their 6 pack of Corona
  • Crenshaw koozies for their Miller Lite
  • Guide to the U.S. Constitution - Kindergarten Edition
  • “Liar Liar” the movie
  • “Dumb and Dumber - Trip to Capitol Hill” the movie
Thanks for your support,

Dan Crenshaw