Friday, July 30, 2021
BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA

 -Elise Stefanik, moron

In all fairness to the Republicans who sabotaged herd immunity, they couldn’t have possibly known that a terrifying variant would emerge to feast on the unvaccinated, but alas, here we are.
 

  • An internal slideshow presentation, leaked to the Washington Post, explains why the CDC abruptly changed course and recommended reimposing mask mandates. The upshot? Delta variant is insanely contagious—as contagious as chicken pox—and seems to reproduce aggressively enough that vaccinated individuals can carry and transmit it—even if they never get sick. The mandates wouldn’t be necessary if enough people had gotten vaccinated in recent months, and the onus to wear them falls on responsible, vaccinated people, because they can infect irresponsible, unvaccinated people, who are much more likely to get gravely ill. Thanks, Republicans.
     
  • These new(ish) insights about Delta stem largely from superspreading at an Independence Day celebration in Provincetown, MA. After contact-tracing themselves, the people affected by the outbreak were able to deduce that most of those who tested positive were vaccinated, but nevertheless carrying large viral loads in their noses and throats. Transpose that kind of gathering in to a mostly unvaccinated community, and you get the horrible outbreaks and overrun hospitals we’ve seen across the south.
     
  • Republicans have responded to these developments by expressing remorse for their terrible recklessness continuing to encourage spread of the virus. Earlier this week House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy lied about CDC’s basis for updating mask guidance on the House floor. Republican members and aides have paraded around the Capitol maskless as if hoping to create an outbreak that cripples the Congress. And Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) will reportedly attempt to override school mask mandates in Florida, home to the worst Delta outbreak in the country.  

If there’s good news here it’s that the reality of Delta appears to be breaking through—unfortunately, it’s doing so by force.
 

  • The pace of vaccination is on the rebound in the U.S. driven by upticks in Delta-ravaged regions. Gov Kay Ivey (R-AL)—who, to be clear, opposes mask mandates—penned a Washington Post op-ed excoriating right-wing peddlers of vaccine disinformation for lying to people and “causing great harm.” More governments and businesses are imposing vaccine mandates—including Walmart, the largest employer in the U.S.—which should hasten the end of the fourth wave, and the need for vaccinated people to mask up.
     
  • These promising trends unfortunately come too late for many people. A 39 year-old father of five died of COVID-19 Thursday morning, after deciding he would wait at least a year before obtaining a vaccine. One of his final messages to his fiancee? “I should have gotten the damn vaccine.” Stories like his are becoming increasingly common. As Biden said this week, “Read the news. You’ll see stories about unvaccinated patients in hospitals as they’re laying in bed, dying from COVID-19, they’re asking ‘Doc, can I get the vaccine?’ And the doctors have to say ‘Sorry, it’s too late.’”
 

The most pressing task the country faces now is finding ways to dramatically accelerate vaccine uptake, so that we can limit the carnage of the fourth wave, and avoid a fifth. Once that’s done, Democrats, journalists, and honest people everywhere have to be crystal clear about why we had a fourth wave in the first place. 

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The House Oversight and Reform Committee has released handwritten notes from a December 2020 phone call showing that then-President Donald Trump directly pressured top Justice Department officials to help him overturn the election results. Just as importantly, the fact that DOJ turned them over voluntarily suggests the department will cooperate with Congress’s insurrection investigation. In an exchange with then-Acting Attorney General Jeff Rosen, and his deputy, Richard Donoghue, Trump urged the two to take action on debunked voter-fraud conspiracy theories. When Donoghue told Trump that the Justice Department “can’t + won’t snap its fingers + change the outcome of the election,” Trump replied that he would handle that part: “Just say that the election was corrupt + leave the rest to me and the R. Congressmen,” according to Donoghue’s notes.

Trump didn’t name names in the moment, but at other points in the call, he mentioned Reps. Jim Jordan (R-OH), Scott Perry (R-PA), and Ron Johnson (R-WI). The notes are the latest evidence connecting GOP lawmakers to Trump’s scheme to steal the election with the help of DOJ officials, and the whole gang ought to have some fascinating insights to share with the January 6 committee.

Federal judges have begun pulling kombucha-meme faces about the government’s decision to let insurrectionists off easy. On Thursday, U.S. District Chief Judge Beryl Howell asked a prosecutor to explain why Capitol rioter Jack Jesse Griffith had been offered a deal to plead guilty to just low-level misdemeanors, and whether the government was at all concerned that it wouldn’t deter future asshats from terrorizing Congress. U.S. District Judge Reggie Walton pushed back on a similar deal on Tuesday, questioning whether he should put a couple in jail until their sentencing given their role in an “atrocious act” against democracy, even though prosecutors hadn’t made that request. Walton ultimately allowed them to go home, and Howell accepted Griffith’s guilty plea, but they’ve made clear that they think the Justice Department should be taking a harder line.

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Democrats and public health experts have successfully bullied the FDA into accelerating its review of the Pfizer vaccine for full approval.

Whatcom County, WA, has become the first U.S. county to pass a ban on building new fossil fuel infrastructure. 

The House has passed a spending bill without the Hyde amendment for the first time since 1976.

President Biden has nominated Gold Star father Khizr Khan, of 2016 DNC fame, to serve on the U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom.

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