John-

The “brave” Texas Democrats who fled to Washington, D.C. on a private party jet to spread lies about election integrity bills need your help. 

Texas Democrats really believe they are on the front lines of battle. They believe they are just like the troops who stormed the beaches of Normandy or American soldiers in the mountains of Afghanistan.
And now, they’re asking for actual care packages. Well, to go along with their sewing kits and hairspray, I think we should come together and send them a care package of our own.

SELECT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO INCLUDE IN MY “CARE PACKAGE” TO TEXAS DEMOCRATS:

  • Limes for their 6 pack of Corona
  • Crenshaw koozies for their Miller Lite
  • Guide to the U.S. Constitution - Kindergarten Edition
  • “Liar Liar” the movie
  • “Dumb and Dumber - Trip to Capitol Hill” the movie
Thanks for your support,

Dan Crenshaw