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I Read My Kids’ Text Messages — And I Learn A Lot About Other People’s Kids

I read my kid’s text messages, IM’s, DM’s and I even hang around when she’s FaceTiming. I don’t snoop privately, behind her back. I do it right in front of her. I know, some of you will think I’m totally uncool. Maybe you’re calling me a helicopter parent, but guess what? I probably know more about how your kid behaves when you’re not around than you do.

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If Your Husband Can’t Accept Your Body, Throw The Whole Husband Out

I’ve had countless women tearfully admit that their very own partners are refusing to have sex with them because of their new size.

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Ask Scary Mommy: My Wife’s ‘Mom Groups’ Give Her FOMO That We Can’t Afford

Your wife needs a major wake-up call … and some major help with her self-esteem.

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My Kid Is ‘That Kid’ – And This Is What I Need From You

While you’re listening to your kid tell yet another story about that kid, I need you to know what I’m doing with that kid.

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As A Fat Woman, I Have Four Suggestions For The ‘New’ Victoria’s Secret

Hi. I’ve heard about your massive rebranding, and I have to tell you, as a fat person, I am pretty excited.

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