Having sexual conversations with my male friend seemed innocent at first. Like having a conversation with any other friend. But the difference was, he was married and I had a boyfriend and we were crossing lines. I was in such awe and appreciation of my friend, I always felt like I would have been a better wife for him since I would do the things he mentioned for my ex-boyfriend, and he had no appreciation for it.
Some like oral sex, some don’t. Some like giving and not receiving, some like both, and there are those who want to reserve all their oral skills for food.
Because periods suck, but they’re a part of life we can’t avoid. Here are some confessions from folks who’ve been dealing with them for years and probably still have years to go, since it’s so fucking fun having a uterus.
FROM THE CONFESSIONAL
Confession #25825099 These period cramps suck. I just want Taco Bell & brownies.
#25809533 "I wish DH could just once experience the 3 days leading up to my period and the first 3 days of my period. Maybe then he'll quit trying to have sex. It's fucking miserable. Quit guilting me."
#25823649 "I fantasize about divorce the week before my period starts. Things with H aren't perfect but there are no major issues. I'm 43...hormones?"
