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Jennifer Garner’s Son Renamed Her Spices

Jennifer Garner’s Son Renamed Her Spices And TBH, He Nailed It


Jennifer Garner’s son clearly got his mom’s sense of humor. The actress, who loves to post cooking videos on her Instagram (some totally useful, others just downright fun), just shared another hilarious photo from her kitchen and we’re totally here for it. Only this time...
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These Girls Posing As The Witches From ‘Hocus Pocus’ Win Halloween

These Girls Posing As The Witches From ‘Hocus Pocus’ Win Halloween


It’s October, and you know what that means? Spooky season is upon us! And it wouldn’t be the spooky season without a mention of the cult 90’s classic Hocus Pocus. The film is so beloved — one might even argue that...
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The LGBTQ Community Does Not ‘Confuse’ Kids

The LGBTQ Community Does Not ‘Confuse’ Kids, But Your Bigotry Does


YouTube Star ‘Blippi’ Pisses Off Parents

YouTube Star ‘Blippi’ Pisses Off Parents Everywhere With National Tour Scam


Girl Gets Head Stuck In Pumpkin

Girl Gets Head Stuck In Pumpkin

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My 4 year old was saying, “Siri, tell me a joke.” I heard, “Siri, kill me a goat.”

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