Hey everyone — it’s Lexi Schiff, my dad’s favorite, most interesting, beautiful & successful, first-born child. (Don’t tell Eli, but — let's be real — he already knows.)

Anyways, as is my nature, I have obviously planned the most generous, amazing, unique and artistic surprise for my dad's birthday (which is tomorrow for all of you who haven't committed his birthday to memory yet).

I was digging around some old photos and found one that I just had to do something with.

Imagine... 90s wannabe Adam Sandler meets Jewish Pierce Brosnan meets Katy Perry, probably.

Unlike my dad, who is still wearing Abercrombie & Fitch t-shirts well into his early seventies (actually he's only turning 61 but who can remember such things), I have an eye for fashion and trends. So, I wanted to make something for my dad that would give him a laugh…

His very own limited edition retro shirt: *chef's kiss*

Shop the Retro Tee

Buy a retro shirt

It's honestly what everyone is wearing this season. If the Met Gala had happened in-person this year, you can bet that Emily Ratajkowski would be wearing one on the red carpet.

Can’t wait to see my dad’s face when he sees these — and when he sees you next time at an in-person event. He’s gonna flip lol.

You can buy one by clicking here!

Hope you like the shirts! It's practically impossible for you not to love them...

— Lexi

P.S. Dad if you see this email — hi, happy almost birthday. Sorry I didn’t get your permission. But not that sorry. I’ll call you tomorrow!