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How To Kick Your Oral Sex Up A Notch


Who wants more orgasms? Everyone! But let’s face it: Unless you are the receiver and lying comfortably atop a fluffy comforter with your neck supported just so, weighless and waiting to be taken to O-Town, oral sex isn’t the most comfortable sex act. 

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Somewhere, in a city that will remain anonymous forever but has superb Amazon service, a cute little van trundled happily towards my doom.



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So maybe you’ve just gotten into a relationship that you realize will probably last longer than a few dates. Should you take the leap to nicknames?

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Why Are Men So F*cking Gross?!


Do you ever sit and ask yourself, “Why do I get so upset over a man who has to be reminded to wash his hands after he goes to the bathroom?” Well, you’re not alone! For some reason, most straight, cis men are barely a step above a barnyard animal when it comes to male hygiene and living with them means adjusting to their grossness.
 
 
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I'm not shaving my legs until my husband shaves his feet, let 's see how he likes them apples.
 
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"I want romance & passion, not ridiculous comments, farting, belching & nose picking. Is this really how marriage just IS after 13 years?!?"
 
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"I found my horse hair body brush, which I always keep in the tub, in the shower. I think H used it on his nasty feet. Gross. Now it's on me to buy another one because he has no fucking boundaries or respect for other peoples' shit. I hate this man."
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