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OMG. Jaime Pressly did it. She broke the cardinal rule of parenting. "Thou shalt not name thy favorite child." She's not allowed to do that, right?? Parents are not allowed to have favorites, right?? It's gotta be illegal or something, right?? Well, no matter how you feel about it, you KNOW the internet had something to say ([link removed]) .
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** Jaime Pressly Says She Has A Favorite Kid And People Have BIG Feelings
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Of all the annoying and uncomfortable questions that kids come up with, one of the hardest to answer is, “Who is your favorite kid?” Most of us attempt neutralization. We don’t have a favorite, right? Every child is a snowflake, beautiful and unique in their own way. We love them all the same, and...
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** The Most Hurtful Comment I Hear From Other Parents
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Hi, I know we’ve just met. Yes, our two children are playing happily together on the playground and therefore we are obligated and somewhat yearning to connect as parents, so small-talk ensues. Oh, both our kids are in preschool? Awesome! He’s...
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