A few days prior to the start of school, I expressed my water-breaking concerns to my OB. “I’m pretty worried that my water will break again in a room full of immature teenagers, and I will return from maternity leave and never be able to look them in the face again.” He gave me some science-y explanations on how each pregnancy is different, and it’s actually very rare, despite the movies, that a woman’s water breaking is the first sign of labor.
The thing is, the latest research tells us that as far as a child’s developing brain is concerned, there is little difference between disciplinary spankings and legit abuse.
Monica Lewinsky became very famous for one very specific thing — but it is long past time for this woman to rebranded as one of the queens of the Internet.
Confessional #25833786 "I'm newly pregnant and catching whiffs of my nasty private parts odor. Had it always smelled like that, but I just didn't know it? Yikes"