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My Ex-Husband Cheated Because Of How It Made Him Feel About Himself


I’m not justifying affairs — it was one of the most painful things my ex-husband and I ever had to work through. And even though we aren’t together anymore, having a better understanding — beyond thinking people who cheat are selfish, reckless, dickheads who never deserve forgiveness — helped me to move on.

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Instead of scouring the internet for a gift for your boyfriend, let’s take a moment to focus on you, shall we?


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Especially now that you’re a parent, you may want to spice up your sex life and the monotony of your usual sexual routine.

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Everyone Fears Something—Like Death, Or Farting During Your Brazilian


There are the standard fears most of us have—something happening to our kids, someone we love dying, our own deaths, losing our pets… And then then there are, well, more “unique” fears. Like ripping ass during sex, driving off a cliff, or fucking up a presentation at work and your boss thinking you’re an idiot.
 
 
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My greatest fear is farting at, or pissing on, the lady that gives me my Brazilian.....
 
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"I always have to have the shower curtain open when I'm anywhere in the bathroom.  Otherwise, I can't shake the fear that there's a psycho or monster hiding behind it and waiting to lunge out and attack me."
 
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"Fear dominates my decision making.  I'm terrified to make any kind of long-term commitment, especially financial, because, even if I'm in a good spot NOW, I'm afraid things will go to shit and I'll be stuck with big obligations that I can't meet."
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