John,
Did you hear about the break-in at our headquarters in Nebraska last weekend?
Based on security footage, someone threw a brick through our window around 2 a.m. on Saturday, and stole two 2-liter bottles of root beer!
Those are supplies that we use to keep our volunteers well-fed and happy while they are giving their precious time and resources to electing commonsense conservatives in Nebraska.
Will you please chip in now to help us continue to provide snacks and beverages to our hard-working team of volunteers?