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If you're looking for the perfect collection of costumes for you and your crew to class up a Halloween party, we've got good news for you — Golden Girls costumes are available. Wear them on October 31st, or you know, whenever, because these lovely ladies totally transcend Halloween, don't you think?
Golden Girls Costumes Exist, So Happy Halloween To Fans Everywhere

Golden Girls Costumes Exist, So Happy Halloween To Fans Everywhere


Whether you’re more of a Sophia, Blanche, Rose or Dorothy, now you can embody your favorite Golden Girl this Halloween — because officially licensed costumes are now a thing that exists. Because sometimes we CAN..
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Dudes, Stop Acting Like Your Wife Is Your Maid

Dudes, Stop Acting Like Your Wife Is Your Maid


A while back my mother asked if it bothered me that my wife doesn’t keep a tidy home. My response was: I didn’t get into this marriage for a clean house. I got into it because she seemed like...
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Gwen Stefani Is 50 And We’ll Have What She’s Having

Gwen Stefani Is 50 And We’ll Have What She’s Having


Vans Is Dropping A Line Of ‘Nightmare Before Christmas’ Shoes

Vans Is Dropping A Line Of ‘Nightmare Before Christmas’ Shoes


Madge the Vag Gets Real About PMS

Madge the Vag Gets Real About PMS

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